Don't try this at home. Or school. Or anywhere.

Under no circumstances should one EVER, EVER put a coffee mug in one's bag.

Even if it only has (sigh, RED) juice in it and is "basically empty."

And especially NOT if one also happens to have $$$$ textbooks in said bag that they were going to return.

Furthermore, one should probably not enlist the help of every swear word they know in front of a group of housing administrators whilst reacting to the unforeseen, yet imminent, disaster produced by this situation.



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